Humphrey Littlewit, Esq.

When this creature goes to the graveyard from anywhere in the game, return it to its owner's
hand.
—
many of you have observed and remark'd a sort of
antique flow in my stile, it hath pleased me to pass as
a young man, giving out the fiction that I was born in
1890, but I was born on the 10th day of August,
1690, being therefore now in my 228th year...
"A reminiscence of Dr. Samuel Johnson"
H. P. Lovecraft