Herr-Owen Steve

When Herr Owen Steve enters the battlefield, place
six Flesh counters on up to six target creatures, then
deal X damage to any target, where X is the
number of Flesh counters in play.
Cancer 8, Deathtouch, Vigilance
"I'm totally a badass ... because I'm totally white ...
wait ... wait no ... let me-let me rephrase that
LET ME REPHRASE THAT STOP WRITING
THIS DOWN"