Gyftrot

Gyftrot enters the battlefield with 2 gift counters
on it.
{2}, Remove a gift counter from Gyftrot: Gain 2
life. Activate this ability only when you could
cast a sorcery.
{2}, Remove a gift counter from Gyftrot: Put a
+1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate this
ability only when you could cast a sorcery.
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