Ground-Crushing Dragerpillar

Adaptability (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Remove X +1/+1 counters: Ground-Crushing Dragerpillar gains an activated ability of target creature with power equal to X.
The Simic experiments have been getting so out of
hand.