Grand Master's Bodyguard

When Grand Master's Bodyguard enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target
creature or a loyalty counter on target
planewalker.
"Whenever we talk about Scrapper-142, what do I
always say? She is, it starts with a B."
"Trash."
"No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her
that? Doesn't start with a B."