Grand Column of Manuscript

Walls cannot attack. Prevent all damage dealt to Grand Column of Manuscript unless they can read aloud this card's flavor text in 15 seconds or less.
"Ay, indeed!" cried good old Mr. Wilson. "What little bird of scarlet plumage may this be? Methinks I have seen just such figures, when the sun has been shining through a richly painted window, and tracing out the golden and crimson images across the floor. But that was in the old land. Prithee, young one, who art thou... oh forget this, TL;DR
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