Gish Gak, Chaotic Druid

Haste
When Gish Gak enters the battlefield or attacks,
roll a six-sided dice. If it's odd, destroy an
artifact. If it's even, discard a card, then draw a
card. Then Gish Gak deals X damage to each
player, where X is the amount shown on the dice.
"No one knows how he got the stick! That's not the problem. The problem is what he's doing with it!"