Free the Screegit!

Each player returns all creature cards from
their graveyard to their hand, then discards
five cards at random. Creatures you control
get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the
number of noncreature cards discarded this
way.
"All of nature's creatures deserve to know what
freedom looks like! FREE THE SCREEGIT!
FREE THE SCREEGIT!!"