Haste (He's ready) Fleshrob Squarejorts gets +1/+1 and lifelink if you can see a burger or a pineapple from your seat. Fleshrob Squarejorts gets -2/-2 if you can see a bucket or a squid from your seat. "Are ye ready kids?"
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