Fire Bovine

Spellshrivel {2} (As you cast this spell, you may pay its spellshrivel cost. If you do, this spell can't be countered.)
First strike, haste
When Fire Bovine enters the battlefield, if its spellshrivel cost was paid, you may discard two cards, then draw two cards.
Saying that the ritual-forging denizens of the cult can't be as aggressive as their minions is just rude.