FAT MEME GOD

+3: create a 0/1 meme creature token with defender, then you gain one life for each meme token you control.
-2: target opponent gets a bad pun counter, then loses X life, where X is equal to the amount of bad pun counters they have.
-10: half the life of each play with a pun counter. this ability cost 2 less loyalty counters to cast if your opponent has 5 of more pun counters.