Fat Drag of Chem Trails

Choose one or two in any order —
• Draw up to three cards, then you may discard
any number of cards. You lose 2 life.
• Target permanent gains indestructible until end
of turn. You gain 2 life.
• Return target creature card from a graveyard to
the battlefield under your control. Put 2 +1/+1
counters on it. Each player loses 5 life.
"Hold on a second. Let me hit this real quick."