Evan, The Undeniably Strong

When Evan enters the battlefield, you may punch a player in the face if they have never made a card on MTG Cardsmith. If you don't get thrown out of the tournament, destroy any number of artifacts and enchantments and then put that many +1/+1 counters on Evan, The Undeniably Strong.
You can say he's a jerk for never making any cards...but you can't deny an acknowledgement to his inc