Evan, Lifelong Disappointment

When Evan enters the battlefield, each player draws an amount of cards equal to the amount of cards they have made on MTG Cardsmith prior to the game.
If a player has made no cards, they lose life equal to the total amount of cards drawn this turn.
"My hands have been incapable of typing since birth. I thought about learning to type with my feet, but then I realized that it would make my friends h