Epic Performance

When Epic Performance enters the battlefield,
create X 1/1 black spectator creature tokens.
Sacrifice a creature: Epic Performance deals 1
damage to any target and 1 damage to you.
Goblin Soldier: Wow!... What's this band's name?
Goblin Lieutenant: Galneryus... from Kamigawa,
I think... or Japan?... not from Ravnica...
Goblin Soldier: Everybody knows Ravnica sucks.
This band rocks!