Dwight Schrute, Hay King

When Dwight enters the battlefield, you become
the Monarch.
As long as you are the Monarch, creatures you
control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
"To whom it may concern, the dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme. I define it as
Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as
a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest
kind, quality, and order. Supreme."
-Michael Scott