Dumb Bitch Juice

Choose one or more:
{w}:Target creature gains +1/+0 and defender
until end of turn.
{b}:Target creature gains +0/+1 and is goaded
until end of turn.
{r}:Triggered ability of target creature once more
until end of turn. This occurs once per turn.
{p/w}{p/b}{p/r}:Each triggered ability of target creature
occurs once more until end of turn. Sacrifice this
creature at your next end step.