Duddly Dursley

Trample
Devore 1 (when Duddly Dursley enters the battlefield
you may sacrifice any number of creatures you control
put a +1/+1 counter on Duddly Dursley for each
creature sacrificed this way)
{t} Put 2 +1/+1 counters on Duddly Dursley
"37! That's 2 less then last year!!!!"
-Duddly Dursley