Drunken Snailor

{u}{b}, {t}: Tap target creature and put
a stun counter on it and put a stun
counter on drunken snailor.
"What shall we do with the drunken snail?
Oh, what shall we do with the drunken snail?
Oh, what shall we do with the drunken snail?
Oh, early in the morning ? ! ?"