Donald Trump, the President

Make America great again! — Whenever a creature
you control enters the battlefield, all creatures with
less or equal power gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Any time you would put a -1/-1 counter on
Donald Trump, the President, put that many
+1/+1 counters on it instead.
Fake news — Spells targeting Donald Trump, the President resolve but simply have no effect.