Disinte- Ah! What did you do?

Destroy target creature. If a creature is- Oh my!
That looks awful!!! Stop! No. Nope. We aren't
doing that. Return targeted creature card to its
owner's hand. (Unless it was a token. Then, this
spell is gonna hurt a little more. Sorry.) That looked horrendous. Ummm.... instead, that creature's controller discards a card, of that player's choice.
No, at random! Then you draw a card. Or
everyone does. You choose. Naw, choose at
random whether you or everyone draws. Bam.
Ugh. I ca