Dimensional Rift Lavatory

{t}, Draw a card, add one {c} mana, or tap target creature.
{u/b}{ut}, Disperse one of your own creatures, then
look at your opponents hand. Choose one
creature to either swap it's power and toughness
or make it a defender with -X/-0 where X is that creature's default power
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