Despacito

Has every Static Ability.
{c}: Invoke the power of D-E-S (Destruction Every Saturday) and target permanent is removed from play if the current day is Saturday.
{r}{g}: Invoke the power of P-A (Pause All) and all permanents except for Despacito are exiled until end of turn.
{w}{w}{w}{w}: Invoke the power of C-I-T-O (Card Interruption Turn Otter) and turn an Interrupt card into a 1/3 token Otter with Islandwalk.