Deck of Moderate things

{1}, {t}: Roll a d20.
1 – 5: Create a Treasure token.
6 – 15: Draw a card, then lose 1 life.
16 – 19: Create a 2/2 Illusion creature token with "When this creature becomes the target of a spell, sacrifice it."
20: Draw two cards, then exile the top card of your library. You may cast it until the end of your next turn.
{2}, {t}: Shuffle up to three target cards from your graveyard into your library. Then gain 1 life and say, “I’m trying, okay?”

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