Dash, Lord of derpness
by Anonymous Minotaur on

Dash, Lord of derpness

Indestructible
Dash's power is equal to the number of icecubes
he has received in the past hour
{g}{r}{w}Dash distracts nearest opponent with
derpness until next turn.
{0}Dash initaties super dash and knocks all
cards off all the table.
{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r} Dash summons
"Mama, destroyer of worlds" onto the battlefield

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