Crazed Hallucination

Equip {p/c}
At the beginning of the controller of the
equipped creature's upkeep, that player rolls 2
6-sided dice, and then consults the Hallucination results card.
"Madness often has many effects. Some of them disastrous, some of them serendipitous, and others...
bizarre. In any case, it's best to just see what happens,
after all, what is life without a little madness?"
-Don Kitty-o III