Covetous Kraken

For each following statement that is true upon
Covetous Kraken entering the battlefield, you
gain 1 life and draw a card.
- An opponent has more life.
- An opponent has more lands.
- An opponent controls more creatures.
{dash} An opponent has more cards in their hands.
"Call it... nature correcting itself after the mishandling
of its gifts." — Musu