Conglomeranian

Creatures your opponents control gain riot.
Whenever a +1/+1 counter gets put on a creature
an opponent controls, you gain {e}{e}.
Pay {e}: Puta +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Pay {e}{e}: Until end of turnn Convoluted Conglomerate gains a keyword of your choice
from among: Trample, Haste, Flying,
First Strike, Ward 2.