Carley the Mad

{x}{p/b}{p/b}—Create {x} 1/1 zombie tokens with death touch and first strike.
{2}{b}{b}{t}—Exile target creature an opponent controls. You create {x} 1/1 zombie creature tokens where {x} is the exiled cards power plus toughness.
{b}{b}{b}{t}—Sacrifice Carley the Mad, exile all non-basic lands and non-zombie permanents on the battle field.

(Holy shit. {line}poor opponent.)