Caesar's Salad

Other noncreature Foods you control are 1/1
Soldier creatures in addition to their other types.
{2}, {t}, Sacrifice Caesar's Salad: You gain 3 life.
Eventually, the dish took on a dictatorly demeanor of
its own and began wreaking havoc across the kitchen.
That is, until a group of potatoes upset with its rule
assassinated it on a day now known as "The Ides of
Starch".