Brent Ellis

At the beginning of each players upkeep, that
player says "Bruh".
If a player fails to say "Bruh" during his or her
upkeep, tap target nonland permanent that player controls. It does not untap during his or her next
untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say
"Bruh" if you do, you gain 3 life and draw a card.