Brazen Negotiation

Target opponent chooses one:
- They discard a card and you draw two cards;
- They lose 3 life and you gain 5 life;
- Target creature they control gets -2/-2 and
target creature you control gets +4/+4 until the
end of the turn.
"Gentlemen. I hope my attire clearly conveys my expectations in regards to this meeting."
- Klotho Durant