Borum, the Friendly One

Prevent all damage Borum, the Friendly One would deal to creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Borum, the Friendly One.
At the beginning of your upkeep put a womp counter on Borum, the Friendly One for each womp counter on each womp you control.
{t}, Remove all womp counters from Borum the Friendly One. Your life total becomes the number of womp counters you removed this way.