Berkuq, Tabirasi's Chosen

Evolve (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield
under your control, if that creature has greater power
or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter
on this creature.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that
player may chooses to skip his or her combat
phase this turn. If that player does, that player
draw a card. If that player is you, draw a card and
gain 2 life instead.