Because I Am Here!

Target creature gains flying, haste, and +X/+X
until end of turn. Whenever that creature deals
combat damage this turn, draw that many cards.
Light: What's this guy's name? He needs to die.
Ryuk: I know, but I can't tell. Rules are rules.
Light: C'mon, Ryuk. We're friends. Just tell me.
Ryuk: Nope... Sorry, not sorry.
Light: Damn you, shinigami!
Ryuk: Shoulda made the eye deal...