Battlefield "Misdirection"

Discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Return to
your hand a non-land permanent that you control
with a converted mana cost of greater than{1}.
If you do, choose a random permanent from your
hand and put it onto the battlefield.
"Your enemy can't strategize against you if you have
no strategy." -Oswald, Ettralyan town drunk and
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