Back-Flipping Rubber Duck

When Back-Flipping Rubber Duck enters the battlefield, put a haste counter on it.
Equipped creature has all abilities of counters
on this card and has "{r}: This creature gets
+1/+0 until end of turn."
Equip {1}
"...THE MAGIC-TASTICAL BACK-FLIPPING RUBBER DUCK— THAT
SPITS FIRE!"