Archie, the Sodamaker

` Food tokens you control are Soda tokens
` {g}: Create a Soda token. (It's a Soda artifact
` with "{2}, Sacifice this artifact: Target creature
` gains haste until end of turn or you gain 3 life.")
"I walked in my father's path to make sodas, now I
decided that I wanted to be a wizard and help people
to make him proud of me."