Alucard, The Bird of Hermes

Deathtouch, indestructible, lifelink

Soul Absorbtion- Whenever a non-token creature dies, add
a number of +1/+1 counters equal to it's toughness onto Alucard.
Dark Composition- If Alucard would be removed from the battlefield, instead you may remove a +1/+1 counter from him and he phases out.
Human vs Monster- If Alucard is attacked or blocked by a human creature that is not also an outlaw or phyrexian, he loses all abilities, counters, and keywords during comba