Allodoxaphobia

Bestow {w}{w}{u}{u}{b}{b} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it is an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it is not attached to a creature.)
Allodox (Whenever this creature attacks, starting with you, each player names an evergreen static keyword ability. For each ability named, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains the named ability until end of turn.)
Enchanted creature gets +5/+5 and gains Allodox.