Absent-Minded

+1: If you have less than five cards in your hand, draw a card. Otherwise, Absent-Minded deals 2 damage to any target.
-2: If you have less than five cards in your hand, put a loyalty counter on Absent-minded. Draw two cards.
-7: You get an Emblem with “Whenever you draw a card, put a unblockable counter on target creature.”